Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers - Jim Benton

Title: Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Author: Jim Benton

Date: 2013-08-27

Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers - Jim Benton

Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.

Dear Dumb Diary,

Isabella and I were watching one of those super-stupid superhero movies, and I noticed that there was a lot of face kicking -- like, more than you normally see in a day. So I commented on how fake it was. I mean: You don't have to KICK a person's face -- if somebody just STEPPED on your face a couple times, you'd go into total meltdown.

Isabella said that getting kicked in the face isn't that big of a deal and that I could kick her in the face just to prove it, and I said no way I would never do that and then I kicked her in the face anyway, because I guess I changed my mind really quick.

Minds are so silly.